All I have thus far:
Dear all:
Peaceeeeeee out. 
xoxo t.
"The champagne is flat and the caviar has run out—will it never end?" kind of ridiculousness, sparkly laughing adventures abound. And allthecheesegritsindc.
I have been on a major corn on the cob kick lately (even though everyone knows the best corn comes later in the summer - the 1/2 white, 1/2 yellow kind - and preferably from NJ). This is definitely going to happen soon.
Ohhh this looks magical
New fave ballets.
Go. Buy. Immediately.
Audibly went, “oh helloooo, lover” when I saw this dress.
Pro: Super comfy for a chilly spring day; procured for half off last weekend (thank you, cafe discount).
Con: Spent the past 10mins trying to find pockets in dress. Have half a mind to call bartender friends at Rugby to yell at them for letting me purchase a dress sans pockets while mildly inebriated.
Because it’s their fault, not the vodka’s.
All I have thus far:
Dear all:
Peaceeeeeee out. 
xoxo t.
Altuzarra for JCrew’s gingham tie-front button down. Should be out Thursday…may…need…immediately.
(please ignore the absolutely dreadful jeans).
Game prep:
Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.
Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…
The people who figured this out are society’s heroes.
Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife.
I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.
well said.
Never thought I would:
and I am hopped up on Afrin, Mucinex, and 6 other things, I will be spending the next 9 hours hiding in my office rewatching the first season of Downton Abbey (for the 4th time…).
This was what my dog and I were like when I was five/he was five months.
(Source: funniest10k)